Nobody Asked You

Advice! It's something we all need but seldom ask for. Luckily, Thomas Dale and Michael Che are here to shove it in your ears whether you want it or not. From unsolicited guidance to the celebrities of the world to your reader queries, Thomas and Mike will argue about what's best for your life til the pot boils over.

Episode: 24

Black Face Sex

This week on Nobody Asked You: Chetober continues as the boys give advice to Hulk Hogan, a dude who is worried about his sister, and a girl who just can't seem to get into anyone who isn't already in a relationship.

Episode: 23

Chetober Begins

Today on Nobody Asked You: Che takes the reigns this month as he and Thomas give advice to a basketball playing septuagenarian, a mother who fears her son has been burgled, and guest Andrew Schwartzol who has a BJ problem.

Episode: 22

Gay Gene

This week on Nobody Asked You: a woman asks a question about her hatred of her Facebook friends, comedian Neko White drops by to ask why portly women are attracted to him, and a question about a pee fetish turns into a gigantic debate about the existence of the gay gene.

Episode: 21

High Horse

This week on Nobody Asked You: a Chinese billionaire is given advice about his lesbian daughter, a woman writes in with a query involving a stripper, and Kelly Fastuca asks about her Madonna/Slut problem.

Episode: 20

Noise in Bathroom

Today on Nobody Asked You: newfound scriptures are found claiming Jesus had a wife, a woman asks a question about her husband bringing a homeless woman to live with them, and on this special double guest edition, comedians

Episode: 19

Nobody Asked You Live!

On this special live edition of Nobody Asked You: a woman discovers a spider burrowing inside her ear, a man can't sneeze without a little something extra coming out, and our special guest needs help quitting the bad boys.

Episode: 18

Honesty vs Truth

This week on Nobody Asked You: a girl in Oklahoma is being denied her diploma for saying 'hell' in a speech, a girl writes in to ask how she can eat ice cream without getting all hot and bothered, and comedian Josh Accardo drops by to ask a question about his wife.

Episode: 17

Molestators

This week on Nobody Asked You: a woman in Texas claims to have been mugged and beaten for an electric wheelchair, a woman who has a bit of a problem downstairs gets encouragement from Michael, and our in studio guest is dating a man who is sexually 13 years old.

Episode: 16

Sometimes You're The Statue

This week on Nobody Asked You: Thomas and Michael answer questions from two people who feel unappreciated in friendships and at work (guess the subtext) and special guest Kim Hannwacker comes in to ask how she can keep people from taking advantage of her.

Episode: 15

One Worm

This week on Nobody Asked You: a woman gets advice after being arrested for driving while topless, a former questioner asks a question about superficiality and anal, and comedian Mike Recine joins us to ask a couple of questions, one sweet and one sour.

Episode: 14

Bees

This week on Nobody Asked You: the boys give advice to a couple upstate with too many bees, a man who wants to know how to have sex with a baby in the bed, and Thomas' friend Thomas comes in to ask about a buddy.

Episode: 13

Dr. Truth

This week on Nobody Asked You: the boys give advice to a woman addicted to plastic surgery and a pair of questions concerning black homophobia threatens to tear the show apart!

Episode: 12

Thomas' Meltdown

This week on Nobody Asked You: Thomas and Michael give advice to an elderly couple who've been robbed and Crreek owner Rebecca Trent drops by to ask an innocent question about threesomes but ends up precipitating a breakdown.

Episode: 11

Armless

This week on Nobody Asked You: Thomas and Michael answer questions from a woman with a unique problem involving her handicapped son, another woman having problems with the neighbors cat, and special guest and comedian Sam Morril.

Episode: 8

The Pilot

Today on Nobody Asked You: we're going back to the beginning! It's a special week as we're giving you the very first recorded NAY, never before released! Much cotton candy talk is had.

Episode: 7

Four

This week on Nobody Asked You: Thomas and Michael give more advice to Tim Tebow and answer a particularly disturbing question from a fan.

Episode: 6

Quarter Hole

This week on Nobody Asked You: Michael and Thomas give advice to Kelly Osbourne following an unfortunate incident on an airplane and give advice to a man whose girlfriend wants an Asian threesome with another dude.

Episode: 5

Dent Job

This week on Nobody Asked You: Thomas and Michael give advice to Chris Brown and Drake, a woman concerned with her baby's strange habits, and special guest Shanara McKeever drops in to ask a sex advice question.

Episode: 4

A Wonderful Contraption

This week on Nobody Asked You: Thomas and Michael give advice to a dead face-eater and answer questions from a woman who wants to get a co-worker fired clandestinely and a woman who's boyfriend only wants anal.

Episode: 3

The Wet Spot

This week on Nobody Asked You: Thomas and Michael give advice to Will Smith and a man who wants to get out of sleeping in the wet spot, plus comedian Gibran Saleem comes in to ask about whether he should leave his highly religious girlfriend or not.

Episode: 2

Guts and Butts

Today on Nobody Asked You: Thomas and Mike give advice to the Kardashian's butts, a woman who wants to know if it's okay to destroy a man, and a man who is freaked out by his girl's vomit porn fetish, plus Thomas' gym partner and aspiring rapper Charlie Dariso comes in to ask how to be as awesome as Thomas. Multiple inaudible eye rolls were had.

Episode: 1

The Debut!

On this, the debut episode of Nobody Asked You with Thomas Dale and Michael Che, Thomas addresses President Obama on the subject of gay marriage, the boys answer listener mail about dropped panties, and special guest Mike Kelly, director of the Shit Long Island People Say video, drops in seeking career advice.